[Darksheare]

I scared them all away!
*Complete chaos follows, way too much to write all down, and none of it comprehendable*
*The potted palmtree fears for it's existence*
*The goldfish flee in terror*
*The couch hides in the broom closet*
*The door mat takes up an assumed identity and joins the Witness Protection Program*
*The lights flicker because they can*
*There is no milk in the fridge*
*There are exactly 25 large teeth on my pocket comb*
*Absolutely no living things were harmed during the making of this page*
*This is banned in Eastern Bing-Hyumbo*
*This contains none of the essential vitamins recommended by the USDA*
*There is a short person in a trenchcoat behind you*
*There is no spoon*

[lodwick]

Jesus Darks - where the hell are your meds my man?! Yikes. If you can find the phone - 911 may save you...or not: but give it a shot.

[lodwick]

Don't miss this Laura link