Funny how your bastards open a new letter to same - I almost messed myself when I learned that mr.peanuthead was awarded anything other than a one-way ticket back to his beloved mooselimbs. Idiot.
...and speaking of idiots:
I'm going to grill a mess of pork chops and eat them all. ;-)
OMG.. does this mean your wife has left you??? Don't do it Loddy, get a grip..!!! You know how you are about pork chops.. You might never stop..