[lodwick]

Three women are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first women presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look
at her curiously. That's my pager, she says, i have a microchip under the
skin of my arm.

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm to her
ear. When she finishes she explains, Thats my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand.

The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a
few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from the crack
of her butt. The others raise their eyebrows.

Oh, excuse me. I'm getting a Fax

[lodwick]

Do you need any more reasons to donate to FR?

[habs4ever]

Great joke!! ROFL...lots of awful possibilities with that punchline ;-)