Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 025

News ^ | 01/29/02 | Unkinown

[Kathleen]

I see my catlic school credentials get me nowhere in this crowd...;-)

[grannie9]

It lowers you in my eyes, Plaster Caster.. I knew too many girls that went to Catlic shoooooooooool.. ;) My mother wouldn't let me play with them.. lol lol lol

[habs4ever]

Just in case, unlist yer phone number in CC ;-)Oh, and switch mailbox's with your neighbour!!

[habs4ever]

My mother didn't either.Ah, the bigotry of a long lost era, when our parents and grandparents were so much more virtuous than us ;-)

[grannie9]

Ah hah... it is darlin.. it is.. ;)

[grannie9]

Whatchamean? I'm still virtuous.. male slut!

[habs4ever]

Arrivederci baby! I have to go out for a spell, be back in a few hours.Tell Al to load up on some pellets so he can pick off them crows from the patio.Give the fart something to do instad of getting in your way in the kitchen.

You could also let him him know that you may have new "friends" in CC!! LOL

[grannie9]

I hate you so much I could sh!t.... It's an old song..;)

[grannie9]

Oh by the way.. The sauce is delicious.. Thanks..

[grannie9]

Resting for a minute or two..

[Kathleen]

I'm still virtuous

This is debatable, Gran, don't you think? Women of virtue don't have barns equipped such as yours... ;-)

[Kathleen]

Absolutely gorgeous pic, Gran. Thanks. ;-)

[grannie9]

It was taken from the top of Mt. Washington..

[grannie9]

This is debatable, Gran, don't you think? Women of virtue don't have barns equipped such as yours... ;-)

They don't? Hmmmmmm.... I'll have to think on this..ayah..

[lodwick]

Speaking of virtue:

MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry = I am hungry

I am sleepy = I am sleepy

I am tired = I am tired

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let's have sex now

I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question

May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins

Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you

[Kathleen]

Mt. Washington is amazing. Hubby and I drove to the top once while visiting the in-laws when they lived in NH. Had to get away for awhile. Unfortunately in my haste to flee, I forgot to bring a sweater with me...brrrrrrrr...nearly froze my pumpkins. ;-)

[Kathleen]

Good one, Loddy. And so true. :-)

[lodwick]

Fair and balanced from StrangeCosmos:

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need... = I want...

I am sorry = you'll be sorry

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

[lodwick]

[habs4ever]

For a moment, I was thinking of a chauffeur, but if only Teddy had done that instead of trying to cross a bridge when blitzed...