[Slip18]

That reminds me of the beer commercial. When the Mrs. says she has beer (after telling him she was ready and red satin sheets were on the bed) he runs up the stairs and flies out the window from hitting the satin sheets.

[Robert A Cook PE]

I've seen that commercial.......

Ain't my fault that guy (who slid off the bed into the roase garden) didn't have a handle readily available to grad as he went past the young lady .....

Shoot.

If he'd been properly prepared, he'd have had an wooden pole (or at least a stiff post you'd think) somewhere nearby ready to serve as a drag brake or anchor of some kind on those slippery sheets....