Hey guess what *I* did today! Took that goldurned ol' magnesium sample out, that's what... Gettin' down with copper next... YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA!!!
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, Doctor?" The Surgeon seemed to pause which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be alright , won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out!"