Sex Tips From Rummy

Esquire ^ | June, 2002 | Stephen Sherrill

[SwinneySwitch]

LOL thanks

[Bella_Bru]

Yes, please keep promoting the image that every conservative is disgusted by any humor beyond, "why did the chicken cross the road".

[windcliff]

ping

[LeftIsSinister]

How dare you bring up chickens in a forum like this! Crossing the road no less!

[LisaFab]

This article is cleaner than any commercial I see every Monday Night Football telecast. Sex and satire predate Washington et.al., and have always been sidebars to politics.

I'm sorry if this thread offends you, but as I say, I can't watch a baseball game without soft porn being thrown in my face.

[X-Servative]

You don't know me, so don't ASSume. I believe that it is in poor taste and below Rummsfeld's position to drag him through a series of cheap sex jokes. The Jesse Jackson "Green Eggs and Ham" skit was brilliant, playing off Jesse's rhyming reputation, and the fact that he did it himself. This is lazy humor that kids on the playground can come up with and find amusing.

This piece is disrespectful to Rummsfeld and the office he holds.

[X-Servative]

"I can't watch a baseball game without soft porn being thrown in my face."

So that makes it right? Way stand up for something!
(/sarcasm)

[Bella_Bru]

This piece is disrespectful to Rummsfeld and the office he holds.

And that's your opinion. If you are so offended, go cry to Jim Rob. Anyway, thanks for keeping it bumped!

[TC Rider]

Best laugh of the day.

Darrel Hammond could do this in a heartbeat on SNL with no edits.

[X-Servative]

I guess in your opinion it was just about sex...

[LisaFab]

My point is, there is nothing "dirty" here. Nor do I find elements of the "playground humor" you seem to find. If it were present, they'd have Rummy using the kind of scatologic terms I am must now endure to watch network sporting events.

[Phantom Lord]

I would not be surprised to see Rummy hosting SNL in the future.

[Bella_Bru]

No, but I can luagh about sex. Like I said, thanks for keeping this thread bumped.

[MadIvan]

Perhaps you ought to ask the Prime Minister instead. He appears to have no problems with making babies.

Regards, Ivan

[LisaFab]

LOL But I'd rather get my sex tips from Rummy :-)

[MadIvan]

LOL But I'd rather get my sex tips from Rummy :-)

I am not sure that the man who heads a department that refers to a nut as a "hexaform rotating compression unit" is quite the person who'd you turn to for that kind of advice. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[X-Servative]

And I'm sure that would be funny...spoofing his style can be funny, but in the context of this "article," it's undignified and an insult.

Do you remember Eddie Murphy's stand-up bii about a gay Mr. T? At 13 and about a celebrity, that was funny. But as an adult and about the Secretary of Defense (a position certainly of higher stature than an actor), this "satire" is fails to amuse and is a cheap shot.

[LisaFab]

Ivan, Ivan that is exactly the kind of 'dirty' talk we Rummy chicks would love to hear from the big guy!

[Focault's Pendulum]

Not only is this funny...but Rumsfeld would get a kick out of it too.

[Phantom Lord]

I think your a little to hyper sensative.

Maybe you just don't like how Rummy answered your question.