I'm embarassed but I can only think of two family oriented jokes, but kids like them...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
What's green and flies over poland?
Peter Pansky...
Stopping
Alright, so this guy walks into a whorehouse . . . oh wait. . . nevermind.
seriously, you can get jail time in some parts of the country for posting such lame jokes
;-P