***** SLUT **** Greenies New Term For SUV Drivers

9/24/2002

[John Lenin]

I just found this term on Yahoo message boards. Seems the commies are thinking up new terms everyday.

Ask what my new Sport Luxury Utility Truck (SLUT) costs, and how much more I have to spend on other BRAND BULLSHIT; because I got another huge TAX BREAK on my obscene salary and perquistites.

[John Lenin]

Are you a slut and you just don't know it ?

[FreeTally]

WOO-HOO!!

I'm one dirty slut, and proud of it!

[Mr. Mojo]

I let my buddy use my SLUT for a month for $200. That that make me a pimp?

[Sloth]

I don't think this qualifies as breaking news.

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

Someone around here apparently found an SUV tagger's car and stuck a "GOD HATES FAGS!" bumper sticker on it, and the militant gays trashed the car and PO'd the owner.

Might be an idea there :-)

[AgentEcho]

I'd like to be a SLUT, but I couldn't afford it. Guess I'll just stick with my 2002 Dodger Ram 1500 that weighs about as much and uses every bit the fuel as an SUV.

On second thought I am a SLUT: Sans Luxury Usual Truck

[Behind Liberal Lines]

I'm one dirty slut, and proud of it!

Damn, you beat me to it.

I'm a dirty slut too.

So's my MOTHER.

And my brother.

My wife USED to be a slut but she decided to give it up. That's when I became a slut.

I have two daughters. once they are old enough, I hope they are sluts too.

I really hope the Green Weenies keep pushing this slogan. The jokes are endless.

[newgeezer]

I believe that's a Toyota Sequoia in which the Toogood woman was caught "beating" her daughter. (As we all know, if she'd just get a more enviro-friendly car, she wouldn't beat her kids. ;-)

[sheik yerbouty]

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...

[mountaineer]

I have an Escape. Would that make me a mini-SLUT?

[Happygal]

I aspire to being a SLUT one of these days ;-)

[Behind Liberal Lines]

I have an Escape. Would that make me a mini-SLUT?

You're a bit of a slut, but not a complete slut.

Of course, if you had an Excursion you'd be a HUGE SLUT.

[John Lenin]

I have a Ford F350 Club Wagon. I'm the biggest SLUT of them all.

Bwahahaha !!

All Your SLUTS Are Belong To Us

[goodieD]

I've been doing some serious thinking about becoming a slut actually...the bigger the better in my view.

[John Lenin]

Get the biggest engine you can, drive the greenies wacko, ooops, they already are wackos ....

[SouthernFreebird]

I used to be a slut when I was married but, I just didn't have a need for it after the divorce :-)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I'm a slut, my husband is a slut, my daughter is a slut in training.......... and I like it...........