[Robert A Cook PE]

No, no, no, no.

Rules are:

Janitor's Closet:

First come, first served ..... (Unless Sea or Socalgal has somebody tied up in their messages, and don't want to let him out ... )

(Actually, perhaps that should be "first served, first coming" in the janitor's closet ... but I digress.)

Apple tree: Coquettertree invite only ... And the crabapples are NOT for eatin' out.

Camle's limo ... His choice for upholstering the seat plushy cushions.

Whyisa's swimming pool? (A smark aleck would answer, "Because she's there," but that would be rude.....) Her Marine has to invite you, but the funny thing is, the gate is only unlocked after dark. Unfortunately, the back door is only locked after dark ... so you might be caught swimming in the twilight zone.

The beer vat? Check with gabz ... If she's not swimming Laps (or Swedes) there might be room.

Nurse's room: ... HER invite only, but you don't get a choice about the invitation.

River bank? Don't know about that one. (Guess we otter figure it out before somebody approaches that slippery slope. Perhaps we should call cyber about that.)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I'm shocked that a man of your age isn't having any memory problems............ when may I expect that you will forget about my pool and the accidentally locked back door?

I would like to mark my calendar so I can swim again after that date without men with ladders peering about...........

[Slip18]

Here are the rules I've gleaned:

SeaDragon gets first pick of newbie Croqs. She must break them in for the Coquettes. The apple tree is a perfect place to do that. She is gentle, but firm with them. Her mink-lined handcuffs are legendary around here.

The janitor's closet was just that until the janitor ran off with Helga, the nurse. Now it's used for, err, uhhh, other things. There are still janitorial supplies in there, plus a single bed which the janitor used in the evenings.

The nurse's quarters were for Helga and her appointed ones. If I recall correctly, Ralph had dibs on the thermometer. No one else would use it.

Am I missing anything here?