[camle]

Every day we shove and push
To be the first on the short bus
Xsmommy, hobbes and dubs
Wetbars, closets and beer tubs
If you really think you’re strong
Maybe you can ride along
I don’t want to cause no fuss
But here it is – the new Short Bus!

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS

Bet you things don’t get too far
Before camle’s got a new cigar
Argh is running for his life
From ending up with the ex-wife
Gabz is getting far from fat
Swimming round in the beer vat
There’se no rules, and there’s no muss
Ridin’ on this here Short Bus

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS


Singing:

WotsamoddaU hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.


Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall up the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes, I’m stuck in thecloset with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do.
It’s so hard to setup Argh with my ex,
like some people only are about sex.
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Trying to make martini’s for all,
But I can see nobody’s drinkin at all.
Is it cool to go to chomp on a big cigar?.
Poor Gus is out polishing the car
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall off the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes I’m, stuck in the closet with you,
Stuck in the closet with you,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

Zen Crafters -- Enlightenment in about one hour.

NJ, it's time to put out the Torch!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Bella_Bru]

An instant A+ to whomever brings me a nice capuccino.

[camle]

Looks like somebody has a Brobdingnagian ego

[Bella_Bru]

It's Monday......

[Bella_Bru]

Good Morning!

[NeoCaveman]

Good morning Mistress Bella.

[TheGrimReaper]

Brobdingnagian b!tch.

[CholeraJoe]

What a brobdignagian brouhaha:

Mom in Videotaped Beating Expected to Plead Innocent

[LonePalm]

Good morning all,

I'm back in the office for a change. Today, a haiku.

Tommy D. speaks again
Small stature belies hubris
Brobdingnagian

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[NeoCaveman]

Talk about a Brobdingnagian idiot, Sodam Insane.

Iraqi defiance boosts Bush plan

[xsmommy]

The parents of these little girls are brobdingnagian boobs. it boggles my mind.

[doubled]

Greenpeace is at it again
With a plan brobdingnagian.
Homeland security
Won't beat their purity
Of trying another shenanigan.

[Gabz]

Stupidity of Brobdingnagian proportions is the hallmark of idiot politicians who insist on raising cigarette taxes:

$200M lost to smokes smugglers/Yearly city, state tax shortfall from gang & Internet sales

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework:

I don't watch much TV, but understand that a certain Blonde Blobdingnagian has been exhibiting her mass properties for pub(l)ic viewing ....

[white rose]

I suppose you could look at this story as a postscript for those brobdingnagian sexual harassment threads I was seeing last week. The truth is, however, I am posting this story simply because...I greatly enjoyed it.

[xsmommy]

Because New Yorkers are SOOOO brogdingnagian in their waistlines, NY gov is mandating diets for the porcine.... Does he have some kind of gig going with Jenny Craig, so that all NYers will now have to join Jenny or WW for tax credits?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Mom in Videotaped Beating Expected to Plead Innocent

Poor Ms. Toogood, she really was miffed
She's delightful, like Elinor Clift
Used her kid like a heavy bag
Lilliput meets Brobdingnag
Really Nogood, and not very Swift

[Argh]

My favourite line in all literature, the King of the Brobdingnagians to Gulliver, after Gulliver has explained to the King politics, war, etc. back in Europe:

"But by what I have gathered from your own Relation, and the Answers I have with much Pain wringed and extorted from you, I cannot but conclude the Bulk of your Natives to be the most pernicious Race of little odious Vermin that Nature ever suffered to crawl upon the Surface of the Earth."

[VRWCmember]

This group of elitist "entertainers" and academicians has proven that their brobdingnagian egos are surpassed only by their brobdingnagian stupidity.