[Lawgvr1955]

Best satire I have read since National Lampoon reached its zenith in 1973. Your father-in-law should be writing columns for big bucks. Dittos!!

[petuniasevan]

It now has a place at Strangecosmos as well.

Tell your father-in-law thanks for me! It's a great read!

Bookmarked and bumped!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Pingerooni.

[Lunatic Fringe]

In early August, responding to the Democratic nomination of Senator Hillary R. Clinton (D-NY) to be the Democratic nominee for President, the Republicans met in convention in Houston, Texas. For the first time in history, party leaders were swept aside, and after a tumultuous 243 ballots, Mr. Rush Limbaugh, over his frantic protests was drafted as the Republican nominee for the office of president. Only when reminded of the career he had made stressing ones debt to this great land, did he reluctantly agree to accept the nomination. When introduced to the convention by Vice Presidential nominee Oliver North, the chairman required 45 minutes to quiet the delegates. Standing proud, his beloved Marta by his side, Mr. Limbaugh began, "My fellow, Americans...DITTOS!" With that, the shortest acceptance speech in recorded history ended as the convention again erupted, with cries of DITTO filling the night

A dream come true!

[herewego]

Great story. Now I gotta craving for a mustard and onion burger for lunch.