[johnny7]

packed in ice in the hope they could be reattached with microsurgery.

I guess it's no great loss. ;^D

[r9etb]

be reattached with microsurgery

Right little finger, left hand, scrotum, and penis.

If you ask me, the guy's just begging to have them reattached in all the wrong places.

Sing with me....

The knuckle bone's connected to the .... Pelvic bone
The dick bone's connected to the .... Knuckle bone
The wrist bone's connected to the .... little finger bone
The scrotum bone's connected to the .... Wrist bone