Kids, drugs are bad...
M’kay?
Posted on 09/18/2002 10:34:37 AM PDT by dead
Kids, drugs are bad...
M’kay?
I guess it's no great loss. ;^D
Right little finger, left hand, scrotum, and penis.
If you ask me, the guy's just begging to have them reattached in all the wrong places.
Sing with me....
The knuckle bone's connected to the .... Pelvic bone
The dick bone's connected to the .... Knuckle bone
The wrist bone's connected to the .... little finger bone
The scrotum bone's connected to the .... Wrist bone
Not the most flattering term, under the circumstances.
The man then cut off his scrotum and penis
THAT's gonna leave a mark.
Detachable Penis
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
Guess things aren't going so well "down under", for this guy, at least.
I'm trying to figure out the loistics....I guess first the finger, then the penis and scrotom then the hand? I mean if you cut off the hand first it would be difficult to whack the talliwhacker would it not? One would think that after cutting off the finger or penis, that perhaps the exhibition had gone far enough? But this guy decided that this was not enough. hmmmmmmmm
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