[mountaineer]

Don't you love it when the people who are calling you stupid can't even spell the word? That's what that character on the other thread was like. Needless to say, I'm not offended by remarks from the brain cell-deprived, just a little annoyed at myself for wasting the time to respond to them.

[lodwick]

Another oldie:

George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, an old granny, and a pretty young blonde were all traveling in the same rail car.
The train entered a long tunnel, and a few seconds later there was a resounding SLAP!
As the train came back out into the sunlight, it was obvious that Clinton had taken one on the chops.

The granny thought, "Well, he had it coming!"
The pretty blonde thought, "I'll bet Bill tried to grope me and got her!"
Clinton thought, "I'll bet Bush copped a feel and the blonde thought it was me."

Bush thought, "That was fun! Next tunnel, I'll slap him again!"