REPARATIONS FOR TALL WHITE GUYS

[hoosierskypilot]

Reparations for the Japanese interned in the U.S. during WWII. Reparations for blacks because their great, great, great grandfathers were slaves.

Now, there is yet another class of Americans continually discriminated against, and we want ours.

That would be tall, white American men. We have been persecuted all our lives, and we want payback!

Think about it! All cars are made for runts like you. You short people (anyone under 6'2") can buy clothes off the rack in a store! That's obscene! I'm sick of it!

I'm tired of hitting my head on door closers. (The guy who came up with that one ought to be put to sleep like a dog!) I'm tired of no one having my shoe size. I'm tired of having to look at everyone's greasy scalp while the world looks up my nose.

I'm tired of having to bend over so far to use a sink. I'm tired of the distance twixt the toilet and myself (the little woman complains the floor is messy...I say, "Why don't you stand four feet from the toilet and see how accurate you are?")

So, why is this action limited to white guys? Cause everyone else is gonna get something from me (even though I never owned a slave) and I want what's mine!

[GodsLittleOne]

yes, I totally agree, even though I'm a short, white/chinese female.

[GodsLittleOne]

Then clothes buyers don't seem to believe that short women should have hips or be a bit more endowed.

They don't even MAKE clothes for us short gals, I hate going to church in skirts that are four feet too long. I am 4'9 (and a half). siiiiiiigh...if I were only normal height I'd be happy. :)

[RangeRatt]

Left handed as well- yet we have less rights than right handed people. Oh the injustice....I want more reparations, too.