Tissue engineers grow penis in the lab

new scientist ^ | 9/11/2

[Lysander]

"It's analogous to the penis of a 60-year-old man, versus that of a 30-year-old,"

Hey, I resemble that remark, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

[Radioactive]

In a related story.......
Government scientists have taken DNA scrapings from Monica Lewisnki's mouth and have cloned the former president, Bill Clinton.

[Junior]

What a cocked-up experiment.

[spunkets]

"I'll bet this one won't stay up for more than 10 minutes."

How about the ones in the dish?

[DoughtyOne]

And here's the reason why Jim.

[Illbay]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time, it's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time (detachable penis)
I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble (detachable penis)
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it (detachable penis)

But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me (detachable penis)
Remember what I did with it

First, I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it (detachable penis)
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (detachable penis)
'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes
But not this time (detachable penis)

So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either (detachable penis)
I was starting to get desperate (detachable penis)

I really don't like being without my penis for too long (detachable penis)
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak (detachable penis)

After a few hours of searching the house (detachable penis)
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed (detachable penis)
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast (detachable penis)

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place (detachable penis)
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street (detachable penis)
I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven

Some guy was selling it (detachable penis)
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17 (detachable penis)

I took it home, washed it off (detachable penis)
And put it back on (detachable penis)
I was happy again, complete (detachable penis)

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached (detachable penis)
But I don't know (detachable penis)
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis (detachable penis)

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-- Detachable Penis, King Missile

[ET(end tyranny)]

Perhaps, this is how they're selling it now, but I suspect this technology is intended for the sex change industry.

I'll bet you're right!

[Sabertooth]

Sicko alert.

[dogbyte12]

Would you like to volunteer at a party that your job was growing replacement tissue for rabbit penis? The other one I think would be embarassing is the job some guy in a lab in Hawaii has. He puts electrical imputs on rats' testicles to make them ejaculate so the fluid can be analyzed. I think I would rather dig ditches.

[Junior]

I'll bet this one won't stay up for more than 10 minutes.

You forgot the rim shot.

[softengine]

Perhaps, this is how they're selling it now, but I suspect this technology is intended for the sex change industry.

Hole in one!

[Sabertooth]

You forgot the rim shot.

They'll be growing that next.

[HiTech RedNeck]

What are they doing about the nerves? Nobody interviewed the rabbits to ask whether it was any fun.

[billhilly]

"The penis is more complex than any of the organs we have engineered so far,"

Maybe the only one with a mind of its own.

[realpatriot71]

Approved!

[scouse]

Today, while waiting for my wife to clear the check-out line I read the headline of one of those weekkly rags and it stated the Rosie is having a sex change. Is she invested in this lab?

[tpaine]

Its a bet.
Everyone of them that posted here is not only still 'up', but in my eyes they have grown to be even larger.

[Lazamataz]

Tissue engineers grow penis in the lab

Oy vey. Now we really ARE superfluous.

[Lazamataz]

I'll bet this one won't stay up for more than 10 minutes.

It depends if things come to a head.

[Lazamataz]

here's what it looks like... back to the drawing board!

It will look nicer once circumsized.