[Canadian Outrage]

Okay. *fear and trepidation here* One night this couple just finished eating dinner and went to the living room to rest a little. The husband says " ya know honey, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight, wanna have some fun?" Well, says his wife, like what" Oh I don't know, I thought we could fool around, maybe do something different like um change positions or something". She says, okay, You can stand at the ironing board for 3 hours and I'll sit on the couch and fart.

[operation clinton cleanup]

LOL... you should have said pass gas, it's less offensive.