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Posted on 09/11/2002 3:16:09 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: operation clinton cleanup
That was a cut above the farm joke. lol
To: Canadian Outrage
A man walks into a chinese laundry named McNalley's and asks the owner why if he is chinese did he name his laundry McNalley's?
The chinese man explains that years ago as he entered the U.S. he was in a long line and the inspector would question each person, name, country of origin, etc. and the man just before him was asked his name, "McNalley" he said.
So when they ask for my name I tell them Sam Ting. So they write McNalley.
To: operation clinton cleanup
You must have book. You can't know all these. btw you know the one where the two guys go into a chinese restaraunt and teasingly ask for some flied lice? They would do this to this poor guy all the time so, the one time the chinese owner says, It's FRIED RICE, YOU PLICK!! (of course everyone in the world has heard that one)
To: Canadian Outrage
I cant remember one, let alone two. I have a link on my homepage for jokes..... just cant go to the well to often!
To: Canadian Outrage
O'Rielly is blowing a gasket! LOL! Defense lawyers are supposed to protect thier clients against unfair prosecution, not use loopholes and manipulation to set a guilty person free.
To: operation clinton cleanup
What's he blowing the gasket in relation to? What case? We get Fox News here but not the part with the talk shows. Anyway were gonna get a dish soon so we should be able to get everything.
To: Canadian Outrage
I only caught part of it, but I think it was Westerfields attorney. Bill O' was more angry than I have ever seen him!
To: operation clinton cleanup
I'll tell you one thing, I blew a gasket when Simpson got off. God that was a terrible trial. I was so disgusted with those Lawyers and that nerd Judge. That Judge as I understand it was relegated back to traffic offenses and minor things. Ito, the creepo. That race crap should have never been allowed in there. But that bozo jury would have acquitted even if they have video tape of the murders.
To: operation clinton cleanup
Gotta run OCC. It's been a fun afternoon. Take care. Night all. Even tho it seems to have been just you and me. LOL. Tomorrow day.
To: Canadian Outrage
But that bozo jury would have acquitted even if they have video tape of the murders.Jury nullification (sorry nully!) is not a crime.
We had some similar cases in Cincinnati recently. Everything is black and white.. not right and wrong. (I should copyright that).
To: Canadian Outrage
Glad to see you were so productive at work today!
To: operation clinton cleanup
I'm a genius.
To: ValerieUSA
What genus are youse?
To: operation clinton cleanup
To: ValerieUSA
6: Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!) This one caught me... I always hated fractions!
To: christine
psssst! over here!
To: Canadian Outrage
slithered away again You're jus angry cause you have a Cretin for a leader....
Not to mention you work for a lawyer.....slither, slither...
Which means you know the opening remark to the following punch line....
Skid marks in front of the snake.
:-)
To: operation clinton cleanup
For division I change fractions to decimals.
To: Prentice
Gabe's first real football game was this evening. His 7th grade team lost 6 - 0... but the other team didn't make the extra points because Gabe stopped him from running in.
To: ValerieUSA
Division I is the top division in the NCAA....
Good football teams there.
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