We were by the food court in the Galleria at Crystal run mall by what was then World of Science (OniedaM will know where this is..) And I was being all fatherly like. During a lull in the conversation, as twisted and insane as it was, a 14 or 15 year old girl wanders over....
She's dressed in this hideously short dress, green eyeshadow, and green shirt. And she's hitting on me.
Well, Laura get's all P.O'd because I am married (To her mother) and don't need a jailbait punk kid bothering me. So she sweetly turns to this poor unsupecting girl and asks:
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FATHER?!"
I don't think I've ever seen anyone turn pale and run that fast before. Nor have I ever been stared at by passers-by like that before. Tickled me pink and humored my wickedness, to say the least. The oddness of the situation just lent itself to jokes like that.