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To: OneidaM
Neets, safe trip and have a wonderful, fun filled weekend.. We'll be thinking of you two setting up house... smoooch
4 posted on 09/06/2002 5:50:48 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Thanks babycakes...I did a WEE bit of house hold shopping last night..yanow, dishdrain, broom, towels,,,,stuff's like that...more to come tomorrow...HAHAHAH..DON'T GO THERE.
5 posted on 09/06/2002 5:59:01 AM PDT by Neets
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To: grannie9
Yes, I know I'm a sick pup.. that's what my friends liked about me.
"All twisted and nowhere to go."
The Sebum look great.. and a little close to the Lobelia in flower shape. Lobelia only has one stamen/ pistel shoot, though.
"Course, it's better to say, "My best friend" than to say "My step-daughter" considering we were only six years apart in age, and I'd known her before meeting her mother. Which brings me to another prank we two delinquents pulled in the mall...

We were by the food court in the Galleria at Crystal run mall by what was then World of Science (OniedaM will know where this is..) And I was being all fatherly like. During a lull in the conversation, as twisted and insane as it was, a 14 or 15 year old girl wanders over....
She's dressed in this hideously short dress, green eyeshadow, and green shirt. And she's hitting on me.
Well, Laura get's all P.O'd because I am married (To her mother) and don't need a jailbait punk kid bothering me. So she sweetly turns to this poor unsupecting girl and asks:
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FATHER?!"

I don't think I've ever seen anyone turn pale and run that fast before. Nor have I ever been stared at by passers-by like that before. Tickled me pink and humored my wickedness, to say the least. The oddness of the situation just lent itself to jokes like that.

45 posted on 09/06/2002 5:30:47 PM PDT by Darksheare
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