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To: PsyOp
Re the kinetic energy experiments...Whenever I think of Democrats...I'm reminded of the time that British Airways borrowed the compressed air Chicken Corpse cannon that Boeing uses to test windshields for resistance to birdstrikes and they were embarassed at the results they got until they mentioned the problem to Boeing and The Lazy B responded...You might try letting the Dead Birds THAW before launching them at the windshield! I'm not persuaded that The Demo's would be worth waiting for full ambient temp chickens....
17 posted on 09/05/2002 12:43:53 PM PDT by sleavelessinseattle
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To: sleavelessinseattle
"compressed air Chicken Corpse cannon..."

I want one! Have it shipped to the hanger and 25.5 and I'll see if we can convert it for use against Islamic fanatics. I envision something like a 'Compressed Ion Pork Corpse Gattling Gun' - If we get on it now, we might have one ready for testing when Haj rolls around.

I wonder if we'll be able to mount one in an A-10 or if we'll have to use an AC-130. Aw heck. we'll make it big an use the 130 - we can carry more ammo that way.
21 posted on 09/05/2002 1:15:00 PM PDT by PsyOp
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