[stands2reason]

If she doesn't respond to the name Major Hooters, maybe you can call her Gloria Stitts...

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

I really need a vacation.
It took me a full 15 minutes reading and re-reading your post before it finally became clear what you were saying!
I kept asking myself, "Who is Gloria Stitts and what does she have to do with Survivor?"
Sometimes ya just don't get things till they smack ya upside the head, know what I mean?