Fred: “GGGG George, Mary and I bor-bor bor-broke up last night”
George: “What happened, you were about to get married”
Fred: “LLLLLast night she was over my ap-ap ap apartment. The li-li-li lights were low and the fi-fi-fire in the fireplace. The d-d-d-d-dog was at the foot of the couch. He was sc-sc-sc-sc scratching his ba-ba-back. I said to Mary. GGGGG gee Mary when we are ma-ma-married you ca-ca-ca can do that to mememe. She got up and slapped mememememe.
George “ I know Mary is somewhat of a prude, but scratching your back after you are married.
Fred “bybybyby the time I got it it it it it out he was licking his ba@@s