special today, and just for you... may i present
A guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
"Hey, want to hear an E.M.C. joke?
The bartender takes a look at him, looks around the patrons gathered in the bar, then leans close to the new visitor.
The bartender tells him "Listen, bud. I'm an E.M.C., those two big
guys sitting next to you at the bar are E.M.C.'s
and those three women in the booth are E.M.C.'s. "Are you sure you want to tell that kind of joke in here?"
"Oh, well then," says the new visitor, "you are right, I wouldn't want to have to explain the punch line seven times."
...and before you climb all over me, i'm blond, and i don't get it, but everybody else laughed.