"Doctor, I'm going to run for President in 2004; I need something that will help my image. What do you suggest?" implored a desperate Hillary.
The doctor took many pictures, consulted past case studies, and deliberated for a whole week. Upon Hillary's follow-up visit, the doctor presented his solution.
"Ms. Clinton, I have studied your problem very intensely, and have reached a decision, giving you two options. The procedure will depend on your preference. So, Ms. Clinton, what will it be: paper or plastic?"