"And darn proud of it, too! So there!"
If I ever leave, or return, I'm not going to write some annoying, vapid, self-centered screed about it. Because why? NOBODY CARES.
"Except, if anyone doubts that I'm humble, I will make sure to repeat that I *am*!"
Thatcher, didn't anyone tell you that if you have to *say* it... you aren't it?
Hey, twit, I AM NOT HUMBLE. Which was my entire point. Let me translate my comment for the reading-impaired: Compared to Mr. Announcement, "I'm ba-aaack," even I, the proud and aggressive M. Thatcher, would seem humble.
Language. Try it.