[Texasforever]

Pssst, I heard your paperboy isn't paying taxes on his income, will that help?

He's my snitch. BTW would you freepmail me your exact location so I can send you a card?

[FatherTorque]

Hah!! You're not confiscating my stash. 

Although I'd welcome you helping me get rid of it in the approved way.

Now that would be worth the price of admission!!!