The Sebum is blooming and calling the bees..
Yes! She'd be easier to find!
AC, once upon a time my best friend and I pulled a prank in the mall (And got kicked out of the store..) which had me doing something ODD. My friend and I wore the same size in clothes on the dot. So she decided to cut her shopping time in half by having me model some of her choices. So I was wearing my hunter green long-sleeve shirt, turtle neck (sleeves rolled up) and my boots with my hairy legs sticking out from the hem of a blue pleated mini-skirt. (Should have been a kilt, MacDonald tartan..) My friend asked how it fit, since we wore the same size in clothes. (She wore 29-30 pants -guys. She was also 5'8"... I'm 5'5") I shook my keister and said it was a little loose, but it fit. The ever helpful sales woman walked up behind me at this time and asked:
"May I help you?"
Rule one, never ask if I can be helped...
I spun about and said, in a rather growly voice:
"Yes! I would like to purchase this!"
The poor woman put her hand to the side of her head and looked like she was about to have a stroke, then she rather shakily told me I had to leave the store....
Soooo... I admit to being a rather sick and twisted individual with a rather wicked sense of humor. Sometime I'll describe the Fort Knox gift. It's rather, ummm, cruel. No, I haven't worn anything like that since. Like I said, should have been a kilt.
The Sebum is blooming and calling the bees..