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I'm here...finally... after being booted offline several times....

And then being abducted by amozonian warriors and taken to a secret lab where DNA is extracted in a painful process not unlike various marriage ceremonies. After that, the killer koala attack and the rabid wombat stampede was fairly bearable.

Then the Invisible Woman stole my boxers, so I had to use briefs. I was later debriefed of all pertinant info. It was no small thing. I heard it outside moaning and screaming. Then she said it was fun, let's ride it again.

Then the quick goat thinking saved the Trojans from useless work.

Yes. I am in one of those moods. I'll get back to me as soon as I come back in the front door of my mind.
Laters -Darksheare

I am sure you fought like mad to escape your captors...

You should do ads for the Enzyte(the male enhancement drug)people, with their snappy phrases such as 'living large', and showing things such as limp garden hoses and tiny Vienna cocktail weiners...

Oh so suggestive, yet so well understood...