I'm in deep doo doo Kath.. If I use my Pellet gun I will probably injure my one good leg.. Then I'll never be able to get off my back..
I think I need a lawyer.....or a voodoo doll..?..;)
Then I'll never be able to get off my back.. Not gonna go there, not gonna say a word...;-)
(but the visual is spectacularly funny...)