I didn't know that she was writing her memoirs and send them to her SS by email. I will have a talk to her about business - we cannot let her give her salacious writings away for no gain. Perhaps she though you could help her with the spelling of some of the medical terms she often misuses.
As for re-dress as I did not have the pleasure of the un-dress you can hardly expect me to be responsible for you re-dress. Bear in mind that it is often is not the original peccadillo that causes the problem it is the cover up.
Which reminds me my concubine tells me she has lost or mislaid her unmentionables. She will just have to do without, she will be wanting shoes next.