[habs4ever]

Look, the Cap'n has let down the side in the wenching dept for ages.He is a spendthrift, a lounge lizard, a poor Buccaneer, and to top it off, is trying to convert lesbians to the cause.What shall we do about him?

[grannie9]

We could slap him silly, right upside the head, but I'm afraid he'd like it.. Maybe we should get him drunk and put him in the hold for a couple days.. Straighten that old phart out.. He needs a little whoop-ass...

Ahhh.. wait a minute.. that may be his problem.. Let's give this some more thought.. Shall we ask for a vote? We should be Democratic I suppose..

We'll check with Loddy....

[grannie9]

Let's get this bad boy in control, shall we? He's probably hiding in some secluded Harem as we speak.. ;)