Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 022

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[palo verde]

I am back from swimmin'
bill took his own camera with zoom lens to take pictures at pool
before we went swimmin' he went to camera shop with all my dad's cameras
man at camera shop said they are all shot
he said they're old, used up, and no one uses them anymore
however seems my dad had an assortment of expensive lenses
bill's camera only has lens it came with
so man sold bill an adapter (for $30) so he could put the lenses on
these lenses are high powered
bill took photos of eleanor swimmin'
eleanor said if she likes them she'll put one on her christmas card
eleanor is fatter than a house and no spring chicken
I nominate her for woman of the year award
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I was told men think about philosophy all the time
your picture is revelation to me

[palo verde]

I was SHOCKED to say the least...she befriended me...now she is corrupting me....You know when I go on my romantic weekends the ceiling inspections are purely on the up and up...how dare she spam me like that

I dont know what to do
this was UFO thread
she was invited to join cause of her first hand experience with UFOs
I had no idea she was a bad influence on young nubile susceptible wimmin

we all asked the captain to reprimand her
but you know our captain is a space cadet

[lodwick]

[palo verde]

last heard from chickie was up on ladder hanging curtains
(she musta finished sewing her curtains)
last heard from you were entertaining telephone worker
is your phone service restored yet
when do u return on line

[lodwick]

[palo verde]

your post 78 is hysterical Darksheare
sign is up for 4 months announcing they'll take down bridge
then they take down bridge
cars zoom up to go over bridge
zoom back with mad faces cause bridge is not there

I gather from your other post you play trick or treat on the trick or treaters when they come to your door
you dress up in mask and black cape when they arrive
scare them half to death
when they run away they get candy
if they stick around, you mace them
lemme guess, lodwick is your mentor

[palo verde]

Love your links Palo

let us not speak intimately on internet
that is what freepmail is for
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

chickie your boyfriend's makin' eyes at me again

[andysandmikesmom]

Yes, I am back online, and the phone workers, and their equipment and their trucks and their cones are gone as well...Hopefully we are now restored to full phone service...what a mess...this happened a while back, and my same funny neighbor was out there waving her arms, and yelling at the phone men....like that is going to make them work faster...

The phone worker man who came to my door, was just making inquiries about our phones, and did we now have dial tones...yes, we did, and I told him I hoped that this would be the end of the messing around with the phone lines...

He then wanted to know about those big 'chains' hanging up on my walls....and he also wanted to know about the giant wooden chair, I have sitting in my backyard...and about the huge hinged wooden man standing in the hall, wearing nothing but a vest, wooden necklace, and a red mounties hat...

Hmmmm..sounds like I am running an S&M parlor here...ah, but they are nothing but my dads woodworking handiwork...Now that I think about it, that big wooden chair could survive most any activity, but its really too big to bring into the house, and I dont think BigDom and I want to scare the neighbors and the wildlife, by using that giant chair where it is....

[palo verde]

loddy, you are as bad as chickie
neets is chaste young woman
andysmom is military wife of 27 years
I am a nun
our captain is recently back from successful audience with His Holiness
Kathleen organizes her linen closet, for her joyous visits with linen closet inspector
you and chickie are corrupting us

[palo verde]

my same funny neighbor was out there waving her arms, and yelling at the phone men....

lol she is so helpful to the phonemen
what about Dizzy
did he take it in stride
or was he helpful like your neighbor

I think the phoneman was just curious
I'm sure your dad's artwork has some of his own stamp on it
and attracted the phone man's attention

[grannie9]

He wants to teach you Origami... watch him.. he's a bugger with a pair of scissors... and that's not all...;)

[andysandmikesmom]

Oh, yes, that neighbor lady was sooo helpful...nothing like hollering at the workmen...BigDom and I just sat on the bed and laughed at her flapping her arms and running her mouth...

Dizzy was actually quite interested in the whole event...he likes to sit in the bedroom window, and see what is happening out front....he usually is mostly interested in the birds and squirrels, and stray dog or cat that wanders by in front of the window...

But this woman looked like a giant bird, ready to take off, and Dizzy seemed to find the whole thing amusing...he probably thought to himself that some humans are just a bit looney...


Now Dizzy went to sleep on the bed...he will probably be zonked out for a couple of hours, as all that intense observation tuckered him all out...

[grannie9]

Good night Palo.. You are a funny funny woman.. I have been Lmao at your posts.. When you're on a roll, no one can beat you..

See you tommorrow honeybunch...smooooch

[palo verde]

I love you

[grannie9]

And I love you sweety-pie... One little sliver of carrot cake and I'm heading up.. I haven't finished my curtains yet, but hope to tomorrow.. It's supposed to rain all day, I hope, I hope, I hope..

I am making the old man his speghetti and meatballs tomorrow too.. So it should be a full day, but I'll be around for some fun too...

[palo verde]

Now Dizzy went to sleep on the bed...he will probably be zonked out for a couple of hours, as all that intense observation tuckered him all out...

lol the little man had a big day


I am back from IM with my mom
and lurking on badjoe's thread
ac had a very nice post there
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi cookie
enjoy your dessert
sweet dreams
I hope you get the rain tomorrow you want
I am curious to see your curtains when you finish
you know I am a fan of your sewing
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

My dear palo have you not heard that piracy is a dying profession... and now you want your good, kind, generous Captain to embark on a budget busting shopping spree for my wuthless concubine

rofl
I have noticed none of my friends are pirates
they either work in offices or are yardworkers
altho one always heard it was lucrative profession
seems to me all pirates go on budget busting shopping sprees for their wuthles concubines, are you sure you are a real pirate
Love, Palo