[Cagey]

The NJ DEP has just ordered a statewide ban on lawn watering and car washing. Maybe, the Governor should give it a try.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Wait a minute...... when we first moved here all our New Jersey neighbors told us about this naked rain dance and suggested we do our part to help,and to be accepted in the neighborhood......are you telling me it DOES NOT work?

[Zaxis]

Two men peeing off a bridge :

"Man, this river's cold!"

"Yea, and it's deep too!"

[HairOfTheDog]

This guy didn't know what he was doing anyway... It's the wimmin that bring the rain: (men should never dance naked)

And Now For Something Completely Different: Women's Naked Farming Brings Rain

[Dianna]

The NJ DEP has just ordered a statewide ban on lawn watering and car washing. Maybe, the Governor should give it a try.

Gosh, and they arrested the ONLY guy who they knew could make it rain?? That's a bit short-sighted.