KRAMER
Pigman, baby. Pigman.
Elaine
Oh, if I hear about this pigman one more time...
KRAMER
I'm tellin ya the pigman is alive. The governments been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.
Jerry
Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.
KRAMER
Oh. Jerry wake up to reality. It's military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.
George
I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!"
Jerry
Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. "Oo that little tail turns me on."