Call it "James". If it wags its "tail" and looks up at you, KILL IT!
Actually, don't go near its head. If you have a plactic/metal bucket or trash can, cover it. Call your local animal rescue or animal wildlife agency to have them come and remove it.
Good luck!
Thumper; This is an experience I had while camping out in New Mexico.
My friend and I were just getting up when a rattler hit my friend right in his bare a$$. He started screaming for me to do something.He said I should call the Doctor on my cell.
I called the Dr. He said I should take my knife and cut a cross thru the bite, then suck the poison out.
I said, what will happen if I don't do that. He said your friend will die.
My friend came running over to the truck and asked , what did the Dr. say?
I said the Dr. said "You are going to die".
This is a true story, I just made it up myself. Regards.`