[Publius6961]

Why do these posts always appear in the middle of the night?

I can't go to the supermarket to renew my tinfoil supply!

[Quix]

Obviously you are a less than worthy tinfoiler. Otherwise, you'd have closets full of rolls of foil. Your bedroom walls would be papered with it. And your computer room would have multiple layers of it.

REFORM OH NAKED ONE! Put on thy tinfoil or suffer banishment when the giant foil spheres arrive to rescue the faithful.

/satire/humor