[Servant of the Nine]

Your homework assignment is to figure out what solutions you have in your armamentarium, then figure out who would need one or more of those solutions, identify a mutual aquaintence, and have them arrange a meeting.

Either that or find the perfect job for yourself in the area and arrange an accident for the current holder thereof.

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Or get a copy of their résumé and send it out to everyone.

This works especially well for creating an opening where your current boss is in the way.

Extra bonus for arranging for his current employer to find out his résumé is in circulation...