Glad to see the lounge is open early. Make mine a mocha cappuccino with a shot of brandy.
For those who missed my Gin Taste Test last week, it can be found at Post No. 27 at
http://www.FreeRepublic.com/focus/chat/730454/posts?q=1&&page=1
Here are a couple of jokes for all.
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The Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a "pencil necked nazi."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him "horse shit".
He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a damn.
My car was parked around the corner...
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And, for a site of the week???
I think you might find this interesting.
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OOPS I forgot, I AM the bartender.
Have a drink on the House, Doc - what'll it be?
Love the webpage, though.
Well, I'll have a cuppa tea (off coffee for a few weeks)and a pack of Pall Malls, if it's not too much trouble.