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Dear Anna Nicole.........get help!! [VANITY]
Aug. 14, 2002
| EggsAckley
Posted on 08/14/2002 9:28:37 AM PDT by EggsAckley
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To: EggsAckley
Good for you. I wrote Anna a letter last weekend. I hope she reads it because I put a lot of effort into it.
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posted on
08/14/2002 9:34:35 AM PDT
by
TBall
To: EggsAckley
Her sycophantic entourage -- including her lawyer -- was what made me genuinely ill.
I felt like I was observing life under a rock.
To: EggsAckley
I have watched maybe a minute of the show. Sad and pathetic. This woman needs to spend a year on retreat, learning to deal with her various addictions. She's gone rapidly from Rubenesque beauty to fat middle-aged drunk.
To: SteamshipTime
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
To: EggsAckley
PICTURES! You've been around long enough to know that a thread such as this needs PICTURES!
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To: EggsAckley
I see she got you to watch. I guess that's what she was thinking.
Actually my wife turned it on for a few minutes last night. This woman is obviously so whacked out on drugs that she is incapable of thought. Ozzie is a sober genius by comparison. I don't know which is more obnoxious, watching her stumble and mumble around, or the interviews with her sychophantic assistant/friend about how wonderful she is.
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posted on
08/14/2002 9:42:33 AM PDT
by
Hugin
To: EggsAckley
She is responding to what she thinks is a demand for ever larger breasts. She has become an "Omega Moo" (big cow).
A good many of us feel sorry for her because we already know the problem she will soon face when the law of gravity causes the end results.
To: doctor noe
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Agreed. But, I'm ashamed to admit, I watched two different episodes, and L'dMAO both times. Not, with her, mind you, but at her. I intend to watch again.
There is some shut-down-the-brain/total-escapism entertainment value here. True, the time could be more profitably spent studying the writings of Thomas Paine, but sometimes you need a little down time.
To: EggsAckley
ummm, who is 'anna nicole' ?
i'm serious ... 
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posted on
08/14/2002 9:52:39 AM PDT
by
tomkat
To: doctor noe; Hugin
Drunk maybe. But not fat and stupid. Ozzy at least got the last two right.
To: EggsAckley
I swear that dog is Bubba's soulmate
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posted on
08/14/2002 9:56:36 AM PDT
by
woofie
To: TontoKowalski
OMG..Tonto, I have to admitt watching her also. It's hilarious, sort of a Real Life Saturday Night Live Skit.
Maybe even a real life version of the Beverly HillBillies, I haven't figured it out yet.
Even the "gay" Interior Decorator's taste in the HUGE obnoxious leopard, chair, on wheels cracked me up.
Yes, I am ashamed to admitt, I will WATCH the next episode...grins.
sw
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posted on
08/14/2002 9:56:56 AM PDT
by
spectre
To: tomkat
Do a google search: "anna+nicole." Don't forget to post the results.
To: BlueLancer
Been looking for pictures......no luck yet.
To: EggsAckley
STRANGE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN BILL CLINTON AND ANNA NICOLE SMITH
Posted on 08/07/2002 9:11 PM Pacific by woofie
Here are some of the strange similarities Ive uncovered between the past president William Jefferson Clinton and noted celebrity Anna Nicole Smith:
1. They both have a familiarity with the court system.
2. Both appear to know what the term "white trash" means.
3. Each is very familiar with Mc Donald's.
4.Bill has travelled the globe...Anna has 2 large globes.
5. Each needs a career rehabition.
6.Sex and money seem indelibly linked in their psyches.
7. If you say the word "Oral" neither one of them will think of "Oral Roberts".
8."Humidors ,cigars, Sigmund Freud"...you make your own joke.
9. Anna was married to a rich old codger,Bill is married to a bitch.
10. After Anna took a cruise, she needed an asprin while playing with her husband on a shuffle board court, Bill lobbed a Cruise Missle at an asprin factory after Monica appeared in court.
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posted on
08/14/2002 9:59:42 AM PDT
by
woofie
To: tomkat
Where u bin hidin kat? Anna Nicole be one big overblown floozy what used to was a Playboy Playmate and den she married sum rich old dude fo his mon and now she don got herself a tv show da purpus o' which mus be to show jus how stupid da merican public be if dey gon wase dey time watchin dis trash.
Sorry, I seem to have been channeling a typical Anna Nicole viewer.
To: SteamshipTime
this happens, and they give you a tv show ?
wtf ...
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posted on
08/14/2002 10:01:43 AM PDT
by
tomkat
To: EggsAckley
Get help, girlfriend............soon I think it's to late for her ... she's going down hill fast
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posted on
08/14/2002 10:02:18 AM PDT
by
Mo1
To: RipSawyer
i'm beginning to understand ...
foflol !
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posted on
08/14/2002 10:03:49 AM PDT
by
tomkat
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