The GUILD 8-12-2002 WINNING WOMEN!!!

[mlmr]

Dear Mrs Web (Dear Mrs. Web Personal Advice Columns) does not like on line dating but many of her readers participate. She is always looking for good resources for them.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

There is one thing I can say about yoga..... The clothes are comfortable.

[Teacup]

I think these women have good parctical advise.

According to the book, an e-mail is equivalent to a phone call (never initiated and only rarely returned), a first date is a sexless date, no matter how long you have been e-mailing, and Instant Messaging is "like a free date, which we don't allow. We want men to court us, to ask us out in advance."

[mountaineer]

Do you think Donatella designs yoga wear?

[Endeavor]

Seems like the Beast is passing out money (but of course not from her own checking account): http://www.washtimes.com/national/20020812-92577910.htm

[mountaineer]

Mrs. Clinton's fund-raising machine is pulling in so much cash that she recently moved the New York office of HILLPAC to a more spacious suite in Manhattan. The move boosted HILLPAC's rent from $562 to $3,103 per month.

And pass up all that prime office space in Harlem? Isn't that just like a Clinton, though, to aspire to luxury as though to the manor born.

[mountaineer]

The Cheneys visit San Francisco and act like reg'lar folks:

The VP ("I have coronary heart disease, a doc follows me with a black bag at all times") and his wife dined at Boulevard on Wednesday evening. In the past, presidential parties have nixed the restaurant because of the large windows, but not Cheney. He and his wife bypassed the private room and sat in the back with a view of the Bay Bridge. They ate well and shared one bottle of white wine. One excited patron tried for an autograph but the Secret Service stopped him. They guarded the doorway, wanding everyone before they came in. "People thought that's what we do here at Boulevard," said the maitre d'. "Everyone was cool with it." SF Examiner

[mountaineer]

I was born in the U.S.A.
I'm a Gore, so I shouldn't pay ...

[lodwick]

Well done and too funny -
Please keep on hammering the ratts. ;-)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I ate at the Boulevard when I was in San Francisco in June. It's the most amazing restaurant. It's like being in an Art Deco cafe in France. It is the absolute most fabulous place in the city. The Cheney's have great taste.

Speaking of Cheney's, I am having dinner with Mr Cheney tonight. I won't bother you all with the " What to wear" dilema.

[lodwick]

We will expect a FULL report, with pics if at all possible of this evening. Have a ball. ;-)

[Endeavor]

Aw c'mon, bother us with the "what to wear" question.

[Timeout]

The odds of Al Gore running for president diminish proportionately to the extra pounds his wife puts on. Darn.

[lodwick]

heheh - tipper is frequenting the GoldenCorral a bit often it would appear.

This has been mentioned before, but during the last election supposedly blubbya screamed the tipster down, "You've had eight years to lose that weight!"

Really nice coming from the poster boy for male sweater puppies. Really nice.

[MaeWest]

i didn't know they were a couple...

Me either. You mean this one didn't work out? And after they went to all that trouble to get matching pancake makeup?

[lodwick]

He looks more eager to consumate than she.

Do we know if it's too late for an annullment?

[Endeavor]

Hillary! in Harlem? Only for sucking the life out of decent, but ill-informed blacks. The closest she'll get to Harlem is 125th - and only for a photo op w/Bent One.

The only thing Hillary! has in common with Harlem is that both occupy the island of Manhattan.

Where is the Beast? Especially after W's forces let it out today that he will NOT give NY more terrorist money? BWB - there goes our mule photo op!

[Endeavor]

Anyone read David Horowitz's "How to Beat the Democrats?" I'm thinking of buzzing over to Amazon.com and ordering it.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Hello, I am back from the Dick Cheney dinner.

Dick was his fabulous self, that wonderful voice like chocolate pudding. He wore a black suit and shiny burgundy tie. He gave the same speach about terrorism that he gave at the dinner I attended last month.

The dinner was for two US Congress candidates and it was attended by around 400. I don't have any exciting story to tell you about dinner. I didn't meet any celebrities, I didn't sit with anyone very interesting, but I attended and I enjoyed seeing our Dick Cheney as always.

As far as the ' what to wear'. I was in Fuschia and Orange. I decided to stand out in the sea of black.

[mountaineer]

Glad to hear that Mr. Cheney was in his usual fine form, C.

Here's kind of a cute story, After eight decades of single life, a perennial bridesmaid finally meets - and marries - Mr. Right. Reminds me of Mr. M and me, although we were just a tad younger than these two.