Or,postulating that the speculation about Brenda VanDam and Westerfield carrying on is true(and FWIW,I wouldn't be terribly surprised if that was the case),a motor home wouldn't be a bad place for an assignation. It's mobile,after all,it's self contained,and there wouldn't be any of those pesky motel receipts that might come back to haunt you a few years down the pike.