[W.]

Good morning! Had a good weekend, played Mr. Fix-it-for-hire 10 hours Saturday then rested up. Nothing too eventful but the heat/humidity is coming back, feh...

Guen, take care of that back, mine acts up every so and it sure is a pain in the a--I mean, back!

Found and adapted these haikus although such things may prove hazardous if a competition gets started.

Hillary so fat
Haikus about da beech got
Forty syllables

And:

Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily" he says
Angioplasty

Q: What has six balls & scr*ws you twice a week?
A: The lottery.

OK, enough from me in that department.

[Neets]

Good morning W. Happy to see you AS USUAL.

[Guenevere]

Morning W. (well, it's officially still morning)

So, what do YOU do when your back goes out?
What do you take?