Back before I met him, he lived in the town of El Toro...anyway...one day his neighbor was out spraying the heck out of his olive tree. So Bad Fingers says to him" You know, one day you are going to make that tree really mad and it is going to get even with you!"
Well one day the opertune time came. The neighbor went off to play golf. So Bad Fingers heads to the grocery store and buys 5 of the biggest purple eggplants he can find, comes home, gets out christmas tree hooks and goes over and gets the ok from the wife to put these in the tree...
Having warned the whole neighborhood of the trick, BF waits for the guy to come home and when he does, he (BF) positions himself with his back to the tree and starts to ask the guy how the golf game went when suddenly the guy lookd past BF and stares at his tree....the whole block watched the reaction and everyone had one heck of a hoot!