[operation clinton cleanup]

THIS is john smallberries:
Dr. John Smallberries is a shadowy, Mulderian construct of AcmeVaporware (AVW), Inc., a shadowy, revolutionary parodic monstrosity that doles out incomprehensible OSI-model mimetics, pseudo-lexiconographical logistics, and torpolinguistic supply-chain data wake-up calls to anyone caught touching their monkey within the tri-state area. Information on AcmeVaporware, its future secret projects, and its delicious, profligate amounts of finest-quality vapor are mostly classified. Regardless, it's all on www.acmevaporware.com anyway, so whatever.

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No, John Smallberries works for YoYo Dyne...