The pastor was never heard from again.
The purpose of the contact with the minister was to make sure the funeral conformed to prevailing community standards. It would not do if Brenda and Damon went for their first choice: a service conducted in the name of an Earth Goddess featuring a dance by naked nature nympths.
Brenda has a job selling books to libraries - does anyone know what kind of books she peddles?
Shades of Dave Barry ... that would make a great name for a rock band!