Because I don't fit #2 any more I can no longer have a consuelo - although I did for quite some time.
Oh brother, interjecting itself crudely right between the twin mouths of innocent and purity ....
Here comes another perfectly sapphiric consuelo alert between the coquettery half of the class.
Besides, you can't have consuelo right now regardless of how tightly she may fit .... She's xsexmommy's bride and joy, and fully a third of the 3 requirements for success.