The going-to-bed-drunk part is all too familiar, but not the wrong-bed-wrong-body. Some of us lead awfully dull lives.
Whereas some of us flirt with disaster without actually achieving it. I confess to once getting likkered up enough to pass out on the wrong...lawn. Made it as far as the next-door neighbors (who, thankfully, weren't home at the time) on my way home from a party, and didn't realize what happened until the morning, when my father awoke me with the garden hose....