[maro]

Whom did he think he was caressing?

[eno_]

A friend will bail you out. But a good friend will be sitting in the cell next to you saying "THAT was COOL!"

[mhking]

Hold muh beer while I check the bed...

[CIBvet]

Maybe I misunderstood something here, but what is schoolteacher who is traveling with, and acting as chaperone to his his rugby team, doing drinking on the job at all, much less getting blind-frickin' drunk ?

He should lose his job NOW ... but instead the social-liberals will wink-wink, nod-nod and give him a pass. Hell, he'll probably not have to pay for his beer for years, just to retell his story ... one more time.

I hope one of the parents finds the stones to sue the school district if this drunken lush isn't dismissed promptly.

[aculeus]

Dontcha-hate-when-that-happens ping.

[BlueLancer]

"Higgins was gutted ..."

... stuffed and mounted over the mantle in the judge's chamber as part of his sentence.

[Constitution Day]

Higgins was gutted, embarrassed and humiliated and had considered resigning from his teaching position.

I think being gutted is a little harsh.