Dunno, seduction was never something I was good at. Asking people out on a date consisted of, "Would you go out with me? Don't shoot me!" (Mace me, tranq dart me.. etc, etc, etc..)
Needless to say, I didn't date often. Read too many novels. So, my view of the world is kinda warped....
...Besides having watched Monty Python when I was five or six.